Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
