is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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