Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I stole a fireplace last night.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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