Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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