i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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