Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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