Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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