I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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