Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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