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(980): View more from North Carolina

you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all

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(210): View more from Texas

remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity

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(301): View more from Maryland

please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk

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(248): View more from Michigan

he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf

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(386): View more from Florida

only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.

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I've loved people for a lot less.

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