So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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