Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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