I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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