This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
