yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
