How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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