Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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