Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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