id be glad to
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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