no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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