I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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