Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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