I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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