Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
