when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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