do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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