I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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