I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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