Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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