i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
so much tequila, so little girl.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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