Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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