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(408): View more from California

Where is the hickey?

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(231): View more from Michigan

I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.

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(240): View more from Maryland

last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours

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(915): View more from Texas

do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?

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(312): View more from Illinois

Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.

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(302): View more from Delaware

His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass

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(425): View more from Washington

Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage

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(513): View more from Ohio

I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex

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