And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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