I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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