Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
