i would punch a child for taco bell
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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