I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
