Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
