there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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