she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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