We're like a lot better than the average bears
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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