i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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