idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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