thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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