Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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