i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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