Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
