Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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