Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She tied me up with her honor cords...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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