And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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