sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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