How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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