So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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