dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
