You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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