I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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