Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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